When Failure is Eternally Good?Dialogue between two Girls who were going to appear for 12th standard exam shortly. Shyamli- Chameli, you have not been studying at all, why? Chameli- I do not want to pass the exam, so why study? Shyamli- I am shocked! Why do you want to fail? Chameli- If I pass, I shall have to study further and then get married to some educated boy having service in a city. Shyamli- So that is good no? What is wrong with that? Chameli- What the hell is right about it? Listen carefully: Why stay in a big polluted city. Have husband having 12 working hours a day. His pay just Rs.18000 per month. Half of his salary gets spent on house rent. Or take loan and buy your own dingy like house and keep paying loan till you get old! Get sick and spend lots of money on Doctors, Hospitals and Medicines. Keep paying income tax. To stay healthy join gym and spend heavily for organic food grains, fruits and vegetables. Shyamli- Okay, but why plan for failing? Chameli- Listen, if I fail: No further studies! Marry some farmer in the village only. Stay in pollution free atmosphere. Eat organic food. Stay healthy so no Doctors & Medicine expenses. No need to know complicated names of diseases & medical terms. No problem of income tax. Work in the field and farm singing and dancing with him - so all the time glued to husband. Whatever loans taken, gets waived off during elections! Shyamli- Then who pays for the loans? Chameli- Loans are waived off based on tax collected from those morons who leave village and go to the city to work for others and other nations and pay tax deducted. Shyamli- Arrey wah! Then I too am going to fail!