When Grandma Goes To Court...........

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  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    > When Grandma Goes To Court
    >
    > Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a
    > question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
    >
    >
    > In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
    > attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
    > elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
    > asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded,
    > 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
    > you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a
    > big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
    > wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them
    > behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when
    > you haven't the brains to realize you'll never
    > amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
    > Yes, I know you.'
    >
    > The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
    > he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones,
    > do you know the defense attorney?'
    > She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.
    > Bradley since he was a
    > youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a
    > drinking problem. He can't build a normal
    > relationship with anyone, and his law practice is
    > one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention
    > he cheated on his wife with three different women.
    > One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
    >
    > The defense attorney nearly died.
    >
    > The judge asked both counselors to approach the
    > bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
    > 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
    > I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahhaha,good oneBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  3. Nandshyam

    Nandshyam IL Hall of Fame

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    BowGranny.........!!
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hhahahahaha good one saikripa
     
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    ha ha ha ha.. clever lady!!! Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughHarhar
     
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    grandma are super smart......................none can beat their think tanks..yahoooooo.....
     
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