Some great sayings-☺ "U cannot taste me, until u undress me?" -Banana. "U cannot eat me unless u lick me" - Ice cream. "U can not play with me unless u blow me" - Balloon. "U can not enjoy me unless u suck me" - Lollypop. "U make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday" - Toothbrush. And the most killer one "U can not enjoy me unless u spread me" Butter .. Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? Socho ..... Nhi Malum??? "School Ki Ghanti" Soch Badalo Desh Badlega. ~~~~~~~ Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ??? .. .. Almari khali ho jati hai.. Soch badlo, Desh badlega! ~~~~~~~ Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai, Sahi hai, Kyun ki.. 2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar de ti hai, .. .. .. Im talking about.... Roti Uffffhoooo Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega.. Akela Modi kya kya badlega....
Cup of Tea…!!! Welcome cup of Tea... ( a touching true story...) A group of 15 soldiers led by a Major were on their way to the post in Himalayas where they would be deployed for the next 3 months. The batch who would be relieved waited anxiously. It was cold winter & intermittent snowfall made the treacherous climb more difficult. If someone could offer a cup of tea. . the Major thought, knowing it was a futile wish.. They continued for an hour before they came across a dilapidated structure, which looked like a tea shop but locked. It was late in the night. "No tea boys, bad luck", said the Major. But he suggested all take some rest there as they have been walking for 3 hours. "Sir, this is a tea shop and we can make tea... We will have to break the lock", suggested one soldier. The officer was in great dilemma to the unethical suggestion but the thought of a steaming cup of tea for the tired solders made him to give the permission. They were in luck, the place had everything needed to make tea and also packets of biscuits. The solders had tea & biscuits and were ready for the remaining journey. The major thought, they had broken open lock and had tea & biscuits without the permission of the owner. They're not a band of thieves but disciplined soldiers. He took out a Rs1000/- note from his wallet, placed it on the counter, pressed under sugar container, so that the owner can see. The officer was now relieved of his guilt. He ordered to put the shutter down and proceed. Three months passed, they continued to do gallantly in their works and were lucky not to loose anyone from the group in the intense insurgency situation. It was time for another team to replace them. Soon they were on their way back and stopped at the same tea shop which was open and owner was present in the shop. The owner an old man with meager resources was very happy to greet 15 customers. All of them had tea and biscuits. They talked to the old man about his life and experience specially selling tea at such a remote place. The old man had many stories to tell, replete with his faith in God. "Oh, Baba, if God is there, why should He keep you in such poverty ?", commented one of them. "Do not say like that Sahib ! God actually is there, I got a proof. 3 months ago." "I was going through very tough times because my only son had been severely beaten by terrorist who wanted some information from him which he did not have. I had closed my shop to take my son to hospital. Some medicines were to be purchased and I had no money. No one would give me loan for fear of the terrorists. There was no hope, Sahib". "And that day Sahib, I prayed to God for help. And Sahib, God walked into my shop that day." "When I returned to my shop, I found lock broken, I felt I was finished, I lost whatever little I had. But then I saw that God had left Rs 1000/= under the sugar pot. I can't tell you Sahib what that money was worth that day. God exists Sahib. He does." The faith in his eyes were unflinching. Fifteen pairs of eyes met the eyes of the officer and read the order in his eyes clear and unambiguous, "Keep quiet". The officer got up and paid the bill. He hugged the old man and said, "Yes Baba, I know God does exist. And yes, the tea was wonderful." The 15 pairs of eyes did not miss to notice the moisture building up in the eyes of their officer, a rare sight. The truth is "YOU" can be GOD to anyone. (shared by a soldier ...a true story in Kupwara Sector- J&K)
We, as a society, really have no idea how *suffocated* people are in their emotions. Most people have *nobody* to express themselves entirely to. Everyone is holding back their *vulnerabilities* to maintain the *social image* of a confident and happy person. Heart-to-heart conversations have become *rare, artificial and shallow*. And most hearts are filled with *empty defences*. Most people can't even talk to their *life-partners openly* for the fear of being judged or rejected. Emotions await just a release. Social images make sure weakness is not glorified. Children have *bottled up* stress. Young people suffer anxiety and depression. It is just lack of social support. It is *lack of non-judgmental* friendships. It is result of *fast and busy lives* where nobody has time to just sit and watch someone cry. It is result of *instant and impatient lifestyle* practices, that *emotions have started feeling like waste of time*. We have *whatsapp and facetime and social media* - and we also have *stress and anxiety and depression*. Our forefathers had neither. Because they talked to each other. Because talking helps. The face-to-face type talking, the *just-listen-to-me* type talking, the *hold-my-hand-and-let-me-cry* type talking, the *sit-next-to-me-and-listen-to-my-silence* type talking... the talking where the person can be themselves and *say anything they feel without the fear of any judgement or loss or rejection*. Today we dont like that type of talking. Those conversations when someone begins to undress one's mind. In fact we *avoid people*. And so, mental illness is epidemic. Naturally. There is not much we can do. But we can offer a *listening* ! Let's let people talk without any fear. Let's create conversations. *Let's start talking again*.
B_O_M_B_A_Y Bombay has no Bombs and is a harbour ⛵ not a Bay. Churchgate has neither a Church ⛪ nor a Gate. It is a railway station . There is no Darkness in Andheri. Lalbaag ♨ is neither Red nor a Garden . No king ever stayed at Kings Circle . Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus. Nor is there any Princess at Princess Street . Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel. There are no Marines or sailors at Marine Lines. The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi. Teen bati is a junction of 3 Roads, not three Lamps . Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar*TramTerminus. (Dadar T.T..). Breach Candy is not a Sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital . There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl. There are no Pot makers at Kumbhar wada. Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and Steel market . Null bazaar does not sell Taps. You will not find Ladyfingers at Bhendi Bazar. Funny Bombay... Zara Hatke..Zara Bachke.. Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan ✌
We women - Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush. - Read the text on the shampoo bottle in the shower. - Laugh at our jokes when we didn't tell it to the others yet. - We can read something 10 times without understanding it. - Push the door when it clearly says"PULL" . - We ask "what?" when we clearly understand everything. - Hate it when the wind messes our hair up... . - Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything. - Have to call our own phones to find it. - Check the time on our phones without knowing the time later on. - Standing at the fridge section in the stores without knowing what we are looking for. - Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side. - Set the alarm earlier in the morning so we can stay in bed for longer. - When we stay up late we count how many hours of sleep we will get. - Smiling While Reading This These random things makes me Happy Being A woman
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.... ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.... *************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.... *************************** My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.' And then the fight started.... *************************** I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long time." So I took her to my parents house. And then the fight started.... *************************** Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started.
There were three ships which were nearby when the Titanic sunk. One of them was known as the Sampson. It was 7 miles away from the Titanic and they saw the white flares signaling danger, but because the crew had been hunting seals illegally and didn't want to be caught, they turned and went the opposite direction away from the Titanic. This ship represents those of us who are so busy in our own sin and lives that we can't recognize when someone else is in need. The next ship was the Californian. This ship was only 14 miles away from the Titanic, but they were surrounded by ice fields and the captain looked out and saw the white flares, but because the conditions weren't favorable and it was dark, he decided to go back to bed and wait until morning. The crew tried to convince themselves that nothing was happening. This ship represents those of us who say I can't do anything now. The conditions aren't right and so we wait until conditions are perfect before going out. The last ship was the Carpathia. This ship was actually headed in a southern direction 58 miles away from the Titanic when they heard the distress cries over the radio. The captain of this ship knelt down, prayed to God for direction and then turned the ship around and went full steam ahead through the ice fields. This was the ship that saved the 705 survivors of the Titanic. ANALOGY - Obstacles and reasons to avoid responsibility shall always be there, but those who accept it always find a place in the hearts to be remembered for the world of good they do. I really wish that we all could be Carpathians in life, unlike more Sampsons and Californians... this world could be a more beautiful place to live in.
Very important message Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you.. This could be a common mistake in any household. This shocking accident happend. A housewife died due to burns sustained in the kitchen. Her husband too was hospitalized for injuries due to burns while trying to rescue his wife. How it happened: The gas was on and cooking in progress. The lady observed one cockroach near the sink and grabbed Spray bottle of insect killer and sprayed it near the gas, which was on. There was an explosion and in no time the poor woman was covered in flames, sustaining 65% burns. Her husband rushed in, tried to put out the flames and his clothes too caught fire. The husband is still in hospital, in the burns ward, still unaware that his wife was declared dead on arrival. Let us understand: - All insect killer sprays such as "Hit", "Mortein" etc. have highly volatile and inflammable solvents. The atomized nano spray particles spread very rapidly and one spark is enough to ignite this explosive mixture with oxygen present in air. Please educate your family & Friends about this and spread the word around.... Don't Keep this msg. in your inbox. Please share... who knows you may save more than a life... I just did my part.!
WOMAN - (Married) ● changes her surname ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● leaves her tradition ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant for you ♀ ● pregnancy changes her body ● she gets fat♀ ● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth ● even the kids she delivers bear your name Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all your family relations♀♂, everything that benefit you..... sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty. So who is really doing whom a favour?�� Dear men☝, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman. *Being a woman is priceless* Happy women's week! Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself. Rock the world ladies! A salute to ladies! WOMAN MEANS :- W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD Pass to every man to know the value of women & Pass to every woman to feel proud! Bless you strong woman! I know the week has passed and gone, but I feel this is a real booster message to all Women....
Hi everyone...Plz tell me how to post a new thread. Its not related topic here. But asking u. I have not seen any option new thread. TIA
