[FONT="]We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. [FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]Here is your dose of humor... [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]Follow the instructions to find your new name. [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain UnderpantsAnd the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]So:- [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]a = snickle[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]b = doombah[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]c = goober [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]d = cheesey[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]e = crusty [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]f = greasy [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]g = dumbo[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]h = farcus[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]i = dorky[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]j = doofus[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]k = funky [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]l = boobie[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]m = sleezy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]n = sloopy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]o = fluffy [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]p = stinky [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]q = slimy [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]r = dorfus[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]s = snooty[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]t = tootsie [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]u = dipsy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]v = sneezy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]w = liver [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]x = skippy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]y = dinky[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]z = zippy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]a = dippin[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]b = feather [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]c = batty[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]d = burger [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]e = chicken [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]f = barffy[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]g = lizard [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]h = waffle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]i = farkle[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]j = monkey [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]k = flippin[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]l = fricken[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]m = bubble [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]n = rhino [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]o = potty p = hamster [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]q = buckle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]r = gizzard [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]s = lickin[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]t = snickle[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]u = chuckle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]v = pickle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]w = hubble[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]x = dingle[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]y = gorilla [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]z = girdle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]a = butt [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]b = boob [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]c = face [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]d = nose [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]e = hump [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]f = breath [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]g = pants [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]h = shorts [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]i = lips [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]j = honker [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]k = head [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]l = tush[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]m = chunks [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]n = dunkin[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]o = brains [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]p = biscuits [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]q = toes [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]r = doodle [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]s = fanny[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]t = sniffer [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]u = sprinkles [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]v = frack[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]w = squirt [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]x = humperdinck[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]y = hiney [/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]z = juice Enjoy!![/FONT][FONT="] <!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> <!--[endif]-->[/FONT][/FONT]
My new name is Cheesy dippin chunks! And it makes sense too. Cheese crackers, crackers and cheese---,cheese crackers dunked in coffee--- Sharika,that was hilarious. Forget what it means or if it makes sense, it is roaring funny. I am going to make names for all my friends now. And for some old FB,according to the date of birth,I am a mouse. Would have preferred to be a dove or turtlr or lion, but hey I am what I am. I am going to imagine myself as Pillayar's mouse. Anyway,I have a mouse running in my kitchen,eating my apples and appalams.Was abt to set a cheesy trap when I discovered from you that I am also a mouse. So,my real mouse got saved and is still running round,merrily. affly Vidya/cheesy dippin chunks
:thankyou2: Vidya!! I got it as an email and thought that it was fun, so I posted it here. Glad that you are also enjoying it!!
Hi all This is Cheesy Chucke Doodle, tootling a greeting to all of you! I AM cheesy,I DO chuckle, and I DO doodle ! Now that I have just turned 5, can we all have a TweetyBird theme party with muffins and choklits and ICE KREEEEEM and jellybeans and....hey! who took my lollypop! MOMMEEEEEE !
Hi sharika That was fun!:yes: . I am liver Rhino butt :icon_frown: .There is no way I can justify it unlike Vidya or vidyasarada. Regards Honeybee
Hi Sharika ! So I am a Sioux Tribal Chief, after all ! I only need an eagle feather head dress, to complete the picture ! Luv, Sloopy Chicken Nose