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What's your new name??

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sharika, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    [FONT=&quot]We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. [FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Here is your dose of humor... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Follow the instructions to find your new name. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain UnderpantsAnd the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]So:- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]a = snickle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]b = doombah[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]c = goober [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]d = cheesey[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]e = crusty [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]f = greasy [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]g = dumbo[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]h = farcus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]i = dorky[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]j = doofus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]k = funky [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]l = boobie[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]m = sleezy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]n = sloopy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]o = fluffy [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]p = stinky [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]q = slimy [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]r = dorfus[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]s = snooty[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]t = tootsie [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]u = dipsy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]v = sneezy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]w = liver [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]x = skippy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]y = dinky[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]z = zippy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]a = dippin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]b = feather [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]c = batty[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]d = burger [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]e = chicken [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]f = barffy[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]g = lizard [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]h = waffle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]i = farkle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]j = monkey [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]k = flippin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]l = fricken[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]m = bubble [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]n = rhino [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]o = potty
    p = hamster [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]q = buckle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]r = gizzard [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]s = lickin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]t = snickle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]u = chuckle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]v = pickle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]w = hubble[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]x = dingle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]y = gorilla [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]z = girdle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]a = butt [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]b = boob [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]c = face [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]d = nose [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]e = hump [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]f = breath [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]g = pants [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]h = shorts [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]i = lips [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]j = honker [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]k = head [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]l = tush[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]m = chunks [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]n = dunkin[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]o = brains [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]p = biscuits [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]q = toes [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]r = doodle [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]s = fanny[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]t = sniffer [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]u = sprinkles [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]v = frack[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]w = squirt [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]x = humperdinck[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]y = hiney [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]z = juice


    Enjoy!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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  2. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    Mine is:

    [FONT=&quot]snickle[FONT=&quot] waffle[/FONT][FONT=&quot]sprinkles[/FONT][/FONT]
     
  3. Varloo

    Varloo Gold IL'ite

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    Hai,
    my new name is -

    dorfus dippin pants.
    :confused:
    Now do tell me what it means?
     
  4. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    It does not mean anything, its just for fun!!
     
  5. Vidya24

    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    My new name is Cheesy dippin chunks! And it makes sense too. Cheese crackers, crackers and cheese---,cheese crackers dunked in coffee---

    Sharika,that was hilarious. Forget what it means or if it makes sense, it is roaring funny. I am going to make names for all my friends now.

    And for some old FB,according to the date of birth,I am a mouse. Would have preferred to be a dove or turtlr or lion, but hey I am what I am. I am going to imagine myself as Pillayar's mouse. Anyway,I have a mouse running in my kitchen,eating my apples and appalams.Was abt to set a cheesy trap when I discovered from you that I am also a mouse. So,my real mouse got saved and is still running round,merrily.

    affly
    Vidya/cheesy dippin chunks
     
  6. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    :thankyou2: Vidya!!

    I got it as an email and thought that it was fun, so I posted it here.

    Glad that you are also enjoying it!!
     
  7. vidyasarada

    vidyasarada Senior IL'ite

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    Hi all
    This is Cheesy Chucke Doodle, tootling a greeting to all of you!

    I AM cheesy,I DO chuckle, and I DO doodle !

    Now that I have just turned 5, can we all have a TweetyBird theme party with muffins and choklits and ICE KREEEEEM and jellybeans and....hey! who took my lollypop! MOMMEEEEEE !
     
  8. honeybee

    honeybee Gold IL'ite

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    Hi sharika
    That was fun!:yes: .
    I am liver Rhino butt :icon_frown: :oops: .There is no way I can justify it unlike Vidya or vidyasarada.

    Regards
    Honeybee
     
  9. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    Hi Honeybee,

    :thankyou2: for the reply!!

    I too, can't seem to justify mine!!:tongue:tongue
     
  10. Manjureddy

    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sharika !

    So I am a Sioux Tribal Chief, after all ! I only need an eagle feather head dress, to complete the picture !

    Luv,

    Sloopy Chicken Nose
     

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