What happens when desi returns from USA

Read this in fb, found quite funny so thought of sharing it



21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.:biglaugh

20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always
speaks of Health. (proving to be very health
conscious).

19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take
bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh
Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) :rotfl

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps
cribbing every time he steps out. :hide:

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in
KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs) ;-)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as
possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43
times).:yes:

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk
pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),
repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person
unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says
Zed). :bang

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching
traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian
Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he
is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module"
as "Mojule". :biglaugh

4. Looks suspiciously towards Street/Dhaba food.


Few more important stuffs:-

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the
stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to
India, even after 4 months of arrival. :bonk

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in
India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.:rotfl

And The Ultimate One:-

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..."


Keep smiling

With love,
Angellic

 

thanks alot rakinya...

 

Last three goes well with ma cousins...when i read it, i was literally thinking about them...No offence intended towards anyone, i just posted this for fun...


With love,
Angellic