21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. 20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious). 19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway". Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) 16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. 15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs) 14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times). 13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. 12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed). 11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY & on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!" 10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag". 8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. 7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. 6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. 5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule". 4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important stuffs:- 3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival. 2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. And The Ultimate One:- 1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
hi daffodil, it is really a 'snub' for those guys. this post is not for a joke, it makes us think. good!
This really reminds us of how much respect we have for our country vs foreign countries and how much we practice hypocracy at its best. A good lesson for all.bonk
This is too good n true that actually happens i love it............................................... n one more thing at teh end of th day they are nor desi neither vedesi....
Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..." Big LaughBig Laugh Off course they are true :thumbsup
Yes Its very true. all those who come back they don't like it here. and always giving examples,ki USA main aisa hota hai aur waisa hota hai. I really feel like Rant them. shikha
This is practically true about people who have travelled to every other foreign country...I still remember someone who lives in Dubai say 'My kid doesnt like Indian cakes'. Believe me she was talking about the best variety available in Chennai...And the kid was juz celebrating his 1st bday
