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What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars ! --amazing... don't ingnore() S/W eng

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Aug 21, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Enjoy with Future India may be comes in after Fifty Year.

    What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ .......... ....
    Scene 1


    Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
    engineers are
    seeing some photographs.

    s/w engg 1 : What's that?

    s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .

    s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

    s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Pune

    s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got
    Bajaj Pulsar also.

    s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life
    maan...

    s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
    Nearly 60K.....
    Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

    s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

    s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

    [Everybody excited.]

    SCENE 2


    Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US

    s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
    anytime. Soon I will
    fly to India

    s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

    s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

    s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

    s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....
    s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...

    s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune ..

    s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
    California ..
    You'll love the weather yaar.

    s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

    s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?

    s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair
    & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in
    the cutting edge of technology there.

    s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts
    department of the GCU.

    s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

    s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

    s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You
    can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm
    writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
    I hate this.

    s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
    Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the
    HRD.

    [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

    SCENE 3


    Venue: IBM, New York , US

    (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w
    engg.)

    Male : Hi!

    Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India
    soon.

    Male : What??

    Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
    only. He is doing
    his
    Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His
    study
    will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned
    to
    settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's
    see...

    Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

    SCENE 4


    Venue: Intel Corp. US

    s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
    admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new
    field yaar...

    All are excited...

    George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

    s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

    s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ...man, enjoy your life there?

    s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

    George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be
    1200 Rupees per Year.

    s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

    s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!

    that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
    three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!

    SCENE 5

    A foreigner working in Pune as Software Engg gets a call from his
    Home ...

    Father : What are you doing son ?

    S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

    Father : what are you eating ?

    S/w Eng: Beans with gravy and Bread and a local desert....

    ie (Puneri Misal Pav and Mastani :) )...
    Father : enjoy...dear!!!
     
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  2. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    Hi
    ,:shock: :rotfl



    Wot an imagination!!!!!laloo prasad goes to USA to teach his style of hindi & of course as visiting faculty of a gud management school:mrgreen:
     
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    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    Ammukutty Bronze IL'ite

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    very funny & imaginative:)
     
  5. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice imagination, thanks for sharing
    sriniketan
     
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    very Imaginative!!!!
     
  7. Blondie

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    Very nice imagination.:tongue

    some questions:

    India = Pune only ??

    who uses 'Fundoo' other than .........

    where in US can we buy 3 bedroom Apartment & a Benz for 54 K ?? (inflation adjusted fifty years in future)
     

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