Enjoy with Future India may be comes in after Fifty Year. What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ .......... .... Scene 1 Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs. s/w engg 1 : What's that? s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India . s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place? s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Pune s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also. s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan... s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars) s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here. s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job. [Everybody excited.] SCENE 2 Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party? s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand. s/w engg 2: Where will you be working? s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there.... s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is... s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune .. s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California .. You'll love the weather yaar. s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar? s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ? s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there. s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU. s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...? s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit. s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this. s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD. [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.] SCENE 3 Venue: IBM, New York , US (Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.) Male : Hi! Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon. Male : What?? Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We planned to settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see... Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US... SCENE 4 Venue: Intel Corp. US s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar... All are excited... George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now. s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country. s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ...man, enjoy your life there? s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh? George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year. s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy. s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!! SCENE 5 A foreigner working in Pune as Software Engg gets a call from his Home ... Father : What are you doing son ? S/w Eng : Having breakfast ? Father : what are you eating ? S/w Eng: Beans with gravy and Bread and a local desert.... ie (Puneri Misal Pav and Mastani )... Father : enjoy...dear!!!
Hi ,:shock: :rotfl Wot an imagination!!!!!laloo prasad goes to USA to teach his style of hindi & of course as visiting faculty of a gud management school:mrgreen:
Very nice imagination.:tongue some questions: India = Pune only ?? who uses 'Fundoo' other than ......... where in US can we buy 3 bedroom Apartment & a Benz for 54 K ?? (inflation adjusted fifty years in future)
