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Whacky QUOTES..

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi ...Here r some whacky quotes....Hope u will enjoy...

    :goodidea: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
    seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
    hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
    relativity.
    >- Albert Einstein

    :wave The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
    the moment you get up in the morning and does not
    stop until you get into the office.
    ..Robert Frost

    :confused: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
    there to appreciate it.
    >- Franklin P. Jones

    :smile: We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
    the success of those we don't like?
    >- Jean Cocturan


    :frown: It matters not whether you win or lose; what
    matters is whether I win or lose.
    >- Darrin


    Weinberg
    :p Life is pleasant.
    Death is peaceful.
    It's the transition that's troublesome.

    :wave Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
    remember you when he is
    in trouble again.

    :wink: Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
    wrong answers.

    :clap It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
    creative problem solving.


    :p Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
    where to shop.

    :confused: Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
    neither does milk.


    :p Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
    shoot them.

    :goodidea: Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

    :arrow: The number of people watching you is directly
    proportional to the stupidity of your action.


    :wink: Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
    tomorrow in Australia..........
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    nice 'whacky' quotes, Moonbeam.
    enjoyed it especially the last one
    Sriniketan
     
  3. Nivedi

    Nivedi New IL'ite

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    Moonbeam - These quotes are very humourous :mrgreen: !
     
  4. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    I LIKED ALL OF THEM..:clap :clap :clap
     
  5. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    I read most of them before. It was good to read them again.:clap
     
  6. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi,

    Sure were whacky ones...
     
  7. sravy

    sravy Bronze IL'ite

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    enjoyed a lot.............. good work:clap
     
  8. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Read them in IL earlier, nice to read them again.:p :p :p
     

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