Wet Pants>.......

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Come with me to a third grade classroom.

    There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all
    of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the
    front of his pants are wet.

    He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot
    possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never
    happened before, and he knows that when the boys find
    out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls
    find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he
    lives.
    The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his
    head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an
    emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm
    dead meat.'
    He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher
    with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
    As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named
    Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with
    water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and
    inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's
    lap.The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is
    saying to himself,'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

    Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of
    ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher
    rushes him down stairs and gives him gym shorts to put
    on while his pants dry out. All the other children are
    on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk.The
    sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the
    ridicule that should have been his has been transferred
    to someone else - Susie.
    She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've
    done enough, you klutz!'
    Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for
    the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You
    did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie whispers back,
    'I wet my pants once too.'
    May God help us see the opportunities that are always
    around us to do good..
    Remember.....Just going to church doesn't make you a
    Christian any more than standing in your garage makes
    you a car.

    Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times
    right
    now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that
    only He can. Keep the faith.

    .

    This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best
    gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards.
    Let's continue to pray for one another.

    The Prayer:
    Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and
    those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right
    now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power.
    Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at
    this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your
    peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a
    renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is
    need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their
    homes,families, finances, their goings and their
    comings. Amen.
     
  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Indeed a good one..........
     
  3. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    good one..........:clap:clap


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