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Weekend Musings- Max,Coke,IPL,AB Blogs

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, May 25, 2008.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Weekend Musings –Coke,Max IPL,AB Blogs
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    We have competition ladies and gentlemenNow the great guns of Bollywood have descended to write blogs like us commoners.Namely Amitabh and Aamir Khan.And both are taking potshots at poor SRK, who cant reply as he is busy with the IPL.I am just waiting for SRK to write blogs now, and waiting for the fireworks.Today,Sunday, I read that Salman Khan too has started to write blogs.wow.
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    And they are settling some personal scores with each other.Aamir says Shahrukh is licking his feet ( he means his pet dog called SRK),and AB says SRK is Panchvi Fail.Is this not hitting below the belt.At last these guys have found the power of blogs.Now they don’t need the help of journalists , who can edit, or not print, or misprint.This way u can reach the public direct.
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    Hats off to us bloggers, who were blogging for donkey’s years, and that we write on so many varied subjects, not ridicule our collegues as these guys do.We are very decent, compared to them.We have so many good bloggers here, they could be hired as ghost bloggers for these guys.And i am one contender for the slot( i am a blogger, not necessarily a good one)
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    New Yor Life – Ad – Can any of u tell me how many times the lady calls out “ Sanju,Sanju”.I counted, it was 6 times.what a woman,she seems a psychopath.She comes home, and is after the life of Sanju.Would any of u like such a wife?She must be one suspicious woman really.
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    Coke Ad – the new Ad where the friends are in the restaurant, and they see a bottle of coke, and go crazy, snatching from one another.they behave as though Coke has just been invented, they have never seen Coke before in their lives.Stupid Ad.Come on Guys, Jashn Mana Le !
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    IPL Cheerleaders – Two black CL’s have complained that they were not allowed in the stadium, they just did two appearances instead of the promised 12 or so.And they are complaining after a month.Something Fishy here.
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    The Aussies havnt been paid yet , and no news of Malaya these days.He must be like Devdas, with a bottle in hand ruing the day he got the IPL Fever.He must be singing that song " Mujhe Duniya Walo Sharabi Na Samjho,Mein Peeta Nahin Hoon,Pilayi Gayai Hai "
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    Jaipur is just crushing anyone coming in front of them.Hats off Shane Warne.
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    And Preity Zinta is now hugging each and every player of her team.She looks silly doing that.And has she had a nose job done.Looks different to me.
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    Seeta Aur Geeta – Just was watching it day before, and Hema was looking stunning.But she never ever drank Kent Water 30 years ago, did she.Is she lying that now she is better, bcs of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:country-region _fckxhtmljob="3"><st1:place _fckxhtmljob="3">Kent</st1:place></st1:country-region> ? That way Sharmila is good in Kent Ad.Graceful.
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    <o:p _fckxhtmljob="3"> A Shop Sign in a Mumbai sign, look at the spelling
    Baba Suit = Baba Suite
    Midi Frock = Midi Frok
    Baba Shirt = Babla Shirt
    Took out this pic from the car in Mumbai on my last visit.From my mobile.Not bad quality eh !
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    This shop is best.Pay first , take goods later.

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    His name is Nathulal.My Dry Cleaning friend with whom he works as a Driver , kept his name bcs of the movie Namak Halal.He was kind enough to pose for this shot for me.I gave him my cigarette and smoked his beedi, and i got this shot.And he is very proud of his muchis.
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    I saw this obiedient dog sitting on teh bike, after his owner went for some work for a few minutes, and this poor fellow is sitting all alone.I fell inlove with this fellow.None of my two dogs.Naughty and Tuffy could be as docile as this fellow.

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    I have many unusual photos to post friends, but i fear u all may get bored with my meaningless ramblings, plus i have to keep some stock for next week, i dont get these unusual ones everyday.

    So have a great week ahead,and may u see more of the clothed Cheerleaders, men and ladies,and if u dont like turn off the TV and watch Saas Bahu serials.Ciao.


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  2. corallux

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    Dear Kamalji,

    Looks like the Boni starts with me. I am honoured!

    The Filmi Blogs will be more of a cat fight. Who wants those cat fights? I am better off reading funnies from your pen rather than find out how Kareena became a size 0. Or what is the IQ of Salman/Shahrukh.

    Your friend looks impressive with his Moochi. You could have used him as a model for your thread on Muchchads. The Doggy looks cute too! So obedient! The school kids can learn a few things from him.

    English is a funny language. Reminds me of Amitabh's famous English lecture in Namak Halal.

    Awaiting more funnies from your pen. No Saas Bahu dramas for me please.

    Regards,

    Corallux
     
  3. Arunarc

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    Dear Kamalji
    Thanks for the weekend news............
    I too agree to your blogs then these filmi blogs...........
    The pictures were good hope to see more during the next weekend
     
  4. jaishree9

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    The Blogs of Amir & amitabh doesnt bother average Public.
    Let them play kiity & dog games.

    Yes about max ad I have certain attraction seeing it again & again in between the overs in IPL.
    But I totally disagree with you ,here the wife is coming after a full day work, Finding all doors azar ,one shoe of DH turned upside down ,No signs of hubby any where ,Cup & plate turned upside down and the lazy fello Sanju is sitting with her Ipod in ear in another world .how lazy !! & no compassion for the wife who is coming after a tired full day work( By The Way I am also a working Lady ) & harresments by boss ( seems like a executive manger in some MNC ) .And what "Janab Sanju " was doing ,not even preparing tea for her or ready to give her a peack on cheek after such a hard work. I say highly irresponsible.
    Vijay Malya I think is just waiting for the team to board one of the king fisher flight & he wud instruct piolet to open the rear door while flying on Arab Sagar & Push whole of the team HahAHa.Big LaughBig Laugh
    And our Sher ( not shane ) Warn is just a royal Sher of Rajasthan .
     
  5. divya1984

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    Dear Kamalji,

    Whenever you post weekend musings, here our weekend will already be over. And all your musings are refreshing to go ahead for the whole week.

    Thanks Kamalji.............

    Luv and regards..........
    Divya..........
     
  6. Anandchitra

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    Dear Kamal
    I am glad you write us our weekend blogs.. without which our weekends would have been more dull and boring than weekdays!:) ... just kidding.. but its definetly something to look forward.. Never knew the great names in bollywood are writing blogs.. Maybe they have employed writers do this job for them.. what do you think.. not sure how you managed to tie in Prietty's nose job in.. but you did:)
     
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    Kamalji regarding the misspellings on signboards such bloomers do occur.A hardware store in Delhi put up a signboard describing itself as Hardwar Store. Few days later, it has been painted over and had become Haridwar Store. I wonder whether it was to earn the blessings of the Guy upstairs.
     
  8. Kamalji

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    Dear Corallux,

    I am honoured by the first comment by u, and that too such a lovely one.Thank you.
    the same thing, about catfirghts in blogs, today the director Anurag Kashap, i think commented in TOI, that he has stopped blogging bcs of the blogs of the Stars which are not in good taste.HAHA.He shares the same impression like me.

    I thought u would love Saas Bahu serials to my dry blogs.You encourage me to become a standup comdedian.Big LaughRegards.kamal
     
  9. Kamalji

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    Dear Aruna,

    You prefer my blogs to Amitabh's blogs.HAHA.Thanks for the compliments.Regards.kamal
     
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    Dear Jaishree,

    If i see from yr viewside,then i feel what u say makes sense.the guy is idling away, and goofing off.

    But that sound Sanju Sanju is so irritatiing really, she keeps calling him that is irittating to me.

    And the team and the Sagar, haha, must say u have one sense of a hell of humour.Regards.kamal
     

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