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Weeeeeeeeeee bit!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given
    responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
    children beyond comparison.
    With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
    woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the
    east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a
    farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
    took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer,
    asking for permission to marry one of them.
    The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married,
    so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one
    you want."
    The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked
    for the man's opinion.
    "Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can
    hardly notice, pigeon-toed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other
    girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
    The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
    "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you
    can hardly tell, cross-eyed."
    The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
    things might be better. So he did.
    The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect,
    just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed
    right away.
    Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery
    he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human
    you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a
    thing could happen considering the parents.
    "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not
    that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."

     
  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good one....

    Veda
     

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