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Wedding Anniversary

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sofiya, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    With Pete soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.

    The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

    The minister inquired "Trips to where?"

    "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
    The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

    Pete smirked and says, "I'm going to go get her."
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    50th wedding anniversary for a husband without his wife for 25 years!:idontgetit:
    Very funny
    sriniketan
     
  3. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi,

    i wonder will she wait for him at great wall of china for another 25 years anyways a long trip to china

    padma
     

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