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Wealth,Success & LOVE

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vinoran, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
    "Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
    "No", she replied. "He's out."
    "Then we cannot come in", they replied.
    In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
    "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
    The woman went out and invited the men in"
    " We do not go into a House together," they replied.
    "Why is that?" she asked.
    One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
    The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
    His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
    Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
    "Let us head our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.
    "Go out and invite Love to be our guest ."
    The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
    Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
    The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success !!!!!!"
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hello, nice posting:2thumbsup:
     
  3. cheer

    cheer Silver IL'ite

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    Good post, keep it up:2thumbsup:
     
  4. selviik

    selviik Senior IL'ite

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    :yes: Very true.Keep posting more.
     
  5. mohana

    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    very true,thanks for posting.
     
  6. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    Nice One!!!:2thumbsup:
     
  7. nirmusri

    nirmusri Junior IL'ite

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    hello friend

    the posting on wealth succes & love is very very true.
     

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