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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    "In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility,an
    English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to
    stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster.



    She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England,
    a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet".
    She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.



    The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if
    he knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings
    of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there
    was a "Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered
    their minds.



    So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:


    Dear Madam,


    I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located
    9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove
    of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding
    229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.



    As there are many people expected in the summer months, I
    suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.
    This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit
    of going regularly.



    It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married
    in the WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a
    wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was
    wonderful to see the ex-pressions on their faces.



    My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has
    been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You
    will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make
    a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive
    just in time!



    I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as
    there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even
    the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.



    We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since
    many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there
    myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.



    With deepest regards,
    The Schoolmaster



    The woman never visited India!!!!
     
  2. aishu22

    aishu22 Gold IL'ite

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    WOW Heena, Was so hilarious.......................You ROCK!
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :eek:mg:had a hearty laugh,unable to control,very nice post,pls keep them coming....:2thumbsup:
     
  4. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    hi aishu and vivbass ,
    txs a lot for liking the post .
     
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    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,
    that was too good:clap :rotfl
     
  6. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Heena,

    That was hilarious.. Keep more of these coming!

    Regards
    Vidya
     
  8. Priya Amarnath

    Priya Amarnath Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Heena

    That was a very nice posting. Had a good laugh after reading this. Pl do post more such nice ones.

    Regards
    Priya
     
  9. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    :thankyou2: vmur and priya .
     

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