Ways to irritate In Laws who are irritating u.....

Lol good ones..
Here goes my list
Praise my parents and talk about them affectionately.
Talk fondly about my siblings and their children.
Me enjoying in my parents house.
Making dd talk to my mother in front of her on phone. She cannot bear this.
Put a dumb and question mark face when she is giving her wishes list in a convoluted way..
Cook things with olive oil
Maintain a healthy diet and exercise..she never can digest me doing anything healthy for myself or my husband
My husband helping me in the house
Me having a happy time all by myself with friends
Not saying ooh aah to her stories or praises of her favourite ppl, just put on the same dumb question mark face again..
My daughter eating into her tv time with her cartoons channels and sitting in her favourite chair demanding for it.
I know this is not a good habit, my dd used to react very ferociously whenever my mil used to claim proprietorship on things and used to fight for them since me and dh never fight with her over such things..

 

My MIL always gifts things to her daughter and her family and rarely to us. Where as my dad gifts equally to his DIL and and his two daughters. My dad likes to buy us a lot of clothes and when I bring them home I show her the clothes and tell her the prices and add on that my sister got the equal value of clothes as did my brother's wife and said that my dad believes in giving equally to daughters and dil. This irritates her so much and I say it super sweetly.

Whenever I am not feeling well she always dismisses it and says nothing wrong with me, just allergies and I will have a full on flu and cold. She will say take some cold meds if you are that sick. Now when she gets cold/flu I tell her you should take a homemade remedy of x-remember I was so sick two weeks a go my mother made it for me for a week and I got better, my mother always knows how to nurse me back to health. You should make it for yourself. She is left fuming

 

1. My SIL is one greedy goat, she wants everything and anything for herself only. MIL/FIL expect us to give gifts to SIL, but we dont

2. When we visit India, we take gifts for all our relatives and MIL keeps bitching that you dont need to bring for relatives..bla bla

3. DH and I have a mega plan to irritate ILs, it might take 2 more years, but we already planned it. The plan is, DH's cousin sister will be married in a couple of years, and we decided we will definitely go to India for cousin sister's wedding, enjoy a lot with relatives, and give expensive gold gift to this cousin sister. :2thumbsup:
(Note: I could not go to SIL's (DH's own sister) marriage and the gift we gave her is not so expensive cos we were totally broke at the time.. and she doesnt deserve it anyway) :twisted:
So seeing the cousin sister getting an expensive gift from us will burn SIL/MIL/FIL trio. :banana Harhar

 

I post pictures of our vacation on FB, but dont disclose the location .. SIL gets envy and pushes MIL to find out where we went, MIL tries her best to get it out of DH, but DH doesn't even mention to her that we went on vacation.. thats makes them so mad :rotfl

 

How come your DH agreed to it?

 

Booo hooooooooooooooo!

I am not alone!I love this post..U guys r just brilliant!!

I too do some evil things which my DH cant even smell..hehe...I am impressed with all ur ideas...I am lovin it!!

 

DH and I are best buddies and as I never have an unexpressed thought, he knows me so well.

So from the beginning he did not fall for their trying-to-break-us-up tricks. So in that frustration, the S/M/FIL trio (being so dumb) started showing their evilness to poor DH, to the point where DH hates them more than I hate them. I kept struggling for good relationship with them, but DH keeps me grounded saying thats not gonna happen. After a while I too got fedup.

 

If she expects, let her. Next time.. just sit down with them and Dh and talk. If she explicitly says clean the place, tell her ya I will do latr - I want to "spend time":roll: with you all. prcastinate, until it is time to sleep.

When you go to sleep, if you see clothes on your bed... just put them down and sleep. next day - put them back on the bed and leave for home.

 

Mil doesn't like me cooking at her place if somebody is coming over. Scared that they will appreciate my cooking. I know that and actually have no interest but still tell my DH to ask her if I can cook.

She gets wild and starts banging around vessels and I sit there :coffee