Ways to irritate In Laws who are irritating u.....

For all those who get super angry/ emotional and irritated with MIL while replying to her.... Imagine she has a BIG tail hanging from her Bums.......... you'll automatically start smiling :rotfl.

If that doesn't help then remind urself of Silvertulip's MIL getting a spinach SPA in the kitchen ...............

 

1) This was mentioned by another poster in another thread ... but I like the idea very much... when you MIL forcefully takes your child from you with an intention of snatching your time with the child.. ignore and start painting you nails or applying a pack... she will immediately hand over the child to you... this surely works..

2) I am not a great fan of any form of sports but can undrestand all of them enough to indulge in a sensible conversation.. So talk about the on going T20 cricket with my hubby in front of her.. and my hubby being a die hard fan of cricket.. will be talking to me very enthusiastically.. this will irritate my MIL no end...

3) show absolutely no interest in the topic they are discussing and as per MIL this topic would the most important one... if possible just divert others (FIL, DH) into another totally irrelevant topic...

 

1) Work out at home in front of MIL ... when I do this my MIL will intentionally add extra oil in my dosas and if I ask here she will say.. anyway you are workingout na .. it will get even... :-(

2) Eat sensibly and show interest in weight reduction programmes / diets etc.

3) go for a lengthy shower...

 

My MIL is thin nature. So she doesnt HAVE to do anything to maintain her weight. She criticises everyonnneeee who is overweight..saying 'oh, that lady is soooo FATTTTTT'..I am plump by nature and I have to work really hard to maintain my weight.But still she usually wastes no time in commenting on 'oh that girl has a huge tummy like you' . She gets irritated if someone tells her that she has put on weight..so whenever I see her after a long time, I will say 'wow..now you look more healthy!you've put on some weight,havent you?' it is said in a positive tone..so no one else will know the real intentions..

 

whenever i meet my mil's sil i will tell her my mil is such a poor creature she is slogging her days off and losing so much weight, so innocent and scared she is!
Sil will start bitching and removing all her bhadaas on my mil and call her kulla panni ( pig which is having stunted growth)lol!Treat and music to ears!infact my code word for her is kp!

 

hai friends
past 2years i suffer lot by my inlaws.my fil dont allow me to switch on fan and light without here permission.my mil dont allow me to cook she is also dont cook.she order food from out that is also here choice she dont ask me what you want she order mrng 2idly afternun curd rice and nite chapathi for me.very rarely she allow me to cook that time she gave only one vessel to cook she dont gave lighter to switch on gas she gave only1 matchstick.she dont gave napkin to take hot vessel from stove.she gave kollamavvu and sanni(cows pedda) for washing that vessel .if she go anywhere she locked kitchen she dont allow me to enter kitchen.

 

I have a favorite way of irritating my MIL :thumbsup.... Her greatest heartache is that her DD never got to go to US. When SIL got engaged, her husband was in US. But by the time of marriage his company had sent him back and SIL never got to go to US. MIL still cribs that he had cheated them (behind his back of course). :bonk

So what I do is tell her constantly about what places we have visited in the US. When her relatives come and ask me so what did you see? I list off what I've seen but end up regretfully with, "but DH hasn't taken me to LA yet, or SFO or ....." So MIL feels :rant that I've seen so many things because of her DS and yet I'm not satisfied.

But when DH is present I always drag the conversation to some part where we had a lot of fun and DH too gets carried away and relates the whole yarn about how we enjoyed. MIL & SIL's faces are worth watching at such times. :rotfl