The Times Of India 14th Feb,2011: India is playing in a 5 nation tournament ;the other countries being Uganda,Sudan,Papua new guinea and the mighty Bolivia.Today is a must win match for India against tournament favourites Bolivia for a berth in the semi finals.The winner of the tournament will fight for a place to enter the top 35 rankings in the world. On the morning of the match ,a strategy session is being held by Greg and Rahul.This is how it goes. Greg:Boys,this is one of the most important matches in the last three years.We have to beat Bolivia.Lets go through the batting line up and the bowling line up in this meeting. Greg:So Sourav ,you will open right? Sourav:I don't know.Bolivia has a pace bowler who only bowls short pitch deliveries.His pace is consistently in the range 55-60 miles /hour.I cannot handle all that pace. Greg:Oh,thats ok.He won't dare to bowl short pitch stuff against the Indian batsman(we have such good credentials).If he does by mistake,just to make a statement to the media,get Hit Wicket and come back.Such non sense should not be tolerated. Greg:So who will partner Sourav. Rahul:I think Sehwag should.He looked in form in the last game against Sudan.He hit 5 fours between first slip and second slip before he caught at second slip.I think he is in the pink of his form and he should open. Greg:Thats good. Greg:Sachin,you will bat at four ... ok? Sachin:I don't know.I have to go shopping at 11.That means I can't bat beyond ten overs. Greg:Sourav and Sehwag will last till six overs.So ,you will come then.Don't worry,just play your natural game and follow your instincts.You will go by ten overs. Greg:So Dhoni,you will keep? Dhoni:I am not keeping.Last time ,I kept for three hours.My hair is getting spoilt of this.I have thousands of lice in my hair.As a result,the cows in my village have started snubbing me and my advances.These days,dragonflies have started staying in my hair as their food lice is there.I need a haircut ,I am not playing. Greglease play just one more match,its the mightly Bolivians ,just one last one.