vijayakanth's punch in english!

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  1. yams

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    MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English
    1) U can study and get any certificates But u
    cannot get ur death certificate
    [​IMG]

    ) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
    sneeze u ll say HUTCH
    [​IMG]

    3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in

    engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
    u studies in Presidency College

    [​IMG]

    4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u

    cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

    [​IMG]

    5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a

    software engineer cannot bcom a software

    [​IMG]

    6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world

    in world cup

    [​IMG]

    7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
    WHY I OPENED THIS MAIL

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    thanks dear!:cheers
     

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