MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English 1) U can study and get any certificates But ucannot get ur death certificate ) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when usneeze u ll say HUTCH 3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College 4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop 5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software 6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup 7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard. WHY I OPENED THIS MAIL ______________________________<wbr>_____________ <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td valign="center" width="12" bgcolor="#ffffff"> </td></tr></tbody></table>