Veggie jokes

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  1. hasa

    hasa New IL'ite

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    1. What did the lonely banana say?
    I'm a"kela".

    2. What did the green peas say?
    Nothing. They just "mutter"ed

    3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
    "Aaloo?"

    4. Where do cabbages hang out?
    In the Gobi desert.

    5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
    B(h)ooths

    6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
    Angoora

    7. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
    Love me tinda.

    8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
    Why do phools fall in love?

    9. What did the fat car say?
    I'm a mota car.

    10. What did the confused egg say?
    I don't unda-stand.

    11. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
    Jhinga Bells.

    12. What did the half eaten naan say?
    I wish I was puri.

    13. What did the lonely potato sing?
    " Aaloo lonesome tonight?

    14. What language do carrots speak?
    Gajarati..
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,good oneBig Laugh
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha good ones
    your veggie jokes are with nonveg taste ya super good ones
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Superb...minblowing...fantastic...:hatsoff:hatsoff:hatsoff
     
  5. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    veggie jokes really good one............
     
  6. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    good ones.Big Laugh
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good ones.................
     
  8. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Sweet....I'm falling in love with veggies !
     

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