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Veerappan Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Sriniketan, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    this is a forwarded mail

    Q.1) What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of kingfisher?

    A: Beerappan.


    Q.2) What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bisleri?

    A: Neerappan.


    Q.3) What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bambino
    vermicelli?

    A: Kheerappan.


    Q.4) What happens if veerappan becomes a priest?

    A: Seerappan.


    Q.5) What is veerappan's sister's name?

    A: Veerakkan.


    Q.6) What is the headman of MM hills village called?

    A: Fearappan.


    Q.7) How does Veerappan start a letter to his dad ?

    A: Dearappan.


    Q.8) What does veerappan give as incentive to his

    employees?

    A: VSOPs... Veerappans Sandalwood Options. u can cut

    the sandalwood tree 5 yrs after joining his gang.


    Q.9) What does veerappan give as incentive to his

    managers?

    A:

    VTOPs Veerappans Tusk options.u are given an
    elephant while joining the gang.u can cut the tusks when the

    elephant
    grows on.

    Q.10) What is the name of Veerappan's IT company ?

    A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT PROducts)


    sriniketan
     
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  2. sandhya19

    sandhya19 New IL'ite

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    that's really funny,Sriniketan.though Veerappan is no more he has left a mark of himself and this is the example
     
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    hahaha,enjoyed,last one is classic.
     

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