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Uncles

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    She was just seventeen, French and weeping on my daughter's shoulder as she came out of the restaurant where we'd partied last night. "What's up?" I asked my little one, "Why's she crying?"
    "What kind of friends do you have dad?" asked my daughter as she walked with the weeping girl to my car, her face filled with anger.
    "Whoa! Whoa!" I cried, "Tell me what's wrong?" I looked at the French girl as she held my daughter tight. She was part of a group of ten boys and girls on an international exchange program conducted by a social club and were staying in different homes of club members. This girl had been housed alone for a day with an elderly gentleman who had failed to tell the organizers his wife was away.
    My daughter stared at me her eyes blazing.
    "That uncle pawed her!" she said, "Took her out for lunch and wanted to keep holding her hand, took her to a pub and wanted to hug her!"
    "Uncle!" I whispered and looked at the white haired good natured, genial gentleman who was escorting the other children to their respective cars. "Uncle!" I muttered again and this time was filled with rage. "Bring her home with us!" I said, "She can share your room!"
    But the girl shook her head even as she looked terrified at the 'uncle' who was beckoning her, "She doesn't want to make a scene!" said my daughter.
    "No," I said, "Let her share your room!" and looked with fury at the man who smiled so innocently at me. Everything inside me wanted to go over and strangle the fellow who could do such to a child, but something held me back.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>I drove away with the girls in my car.\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>I am not writing this piece for parents, nor to children to be on guard when they see an over indulgent 'uncle.' \u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>I write to those so called, 'uncles' themselves.\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>All of us my dear 'uncles,' are created with raging hormones. Without those instincts the human race would have come to an end centuries ago. It's this same \u003c/span\>\n\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>sexual urge that has helped even the animal kingdom multiply, and we can see this at work as we glance out at dogs, and oh yes, de birds and de bees of course! \u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>&quot;But dear sir, the difference between you and me and the dog outside, between us and the lion or tiger is something called 'honor'&quot; \u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>Honor appeals to your integrity, your goodness, your decency. Honor's been given to you and me instead of the tail, animals have! It's when you exercise honor that these children learn the meaning of trust. It's when they learn to trust that they grow fully, wholly and completely into adults who inspire love into their children and not distrust. \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>A loving mother brings up loving kids.\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>And we need such children back, in a world of hate and violence!\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>So there be a responsibility resting on you my dear 'uncle'!\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS\"\>Now if you didn't get this, then we be meanin' to fix small tail behind yer' back, so your nieces be knowin' you is animal not uncle..!!!!\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n",0]);//--></SCRIPT>
    I drove away with the girls in my car.
    I am not writing this piece for parents, nor to children to be on guard when they see an over indulgent 'uncle.'
    I write to those so called, 'uncles' themselves.
    All of us my dear 'uncles,' are created with raging hormones. Without those instincts the human race would have come to an end centuries ago. It's this same
    sexual urge that has helped even the animal kingdom multiply, and we can see this at work as we glance out at dogs, and oh yes, de birds and de bees of course!
    "But dear sir, the difference between you and me and the dog outside, between us and the lion or tiger is something called 'honor'"
    Honor appeals to your integrity, your goodness, your decency. Honor's been given to you and me instead of the tail, animals have! It's when you exercise honor that these children learn the meaning of trust. It's when they learn to trust that they grow fully, wholly and completely into adults who inspire love into their children and not distrust.
    A loving mother brings up loving kids.
    And we need such children back, in a world of hate and violence!
    So there be a responsibility resting on you my dear 'uncle'!
    Now if you didn't get this, then we be meanin' to fix small tail behind yer' back, so your nieces be knowin' you is animal not uncle..!!!!
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    Hi Aruna,
    Superb!

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