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Ultimate Truth... Isn't it??

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Ultimate truth
    ( Uncanny-but true !)




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    To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.




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    The road to success??.. Is always under construction.




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    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.




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    In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.




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    All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.




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    Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.




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    Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.




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    If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.




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    You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.




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    Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.




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    As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.




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    He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.




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    If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.




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    Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.




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    When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.




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    If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.




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    Especially for engg. Students----
    If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.




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    You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.




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    The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.




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    After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.




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    If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.




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    Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker






    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    It is always true, daffodil!

    sriniketan
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hahaha.....ya they r all true infact..
     
  4. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Daffodil,
    It is very much true.
    Meenakshirajan
     
  5. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    So very true Daffodil.

    Roopa.
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    It is so true daffodil
     

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