Ultimate truth ( Uncanny-but true !) <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top width="100%">Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> The road to success??.. Is always under construction. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. [FONT=Times New Roman]<HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>[/FONT] Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker Cheers, Daffodil
