ULTIMATE Punch Dialogues Must Read.....

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  1. Arunarc

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    MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English


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    1)U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
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    2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze will say HUTCH
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    ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College
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    ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
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    mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
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    ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
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    7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
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  2. Moonbeams

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    Really cool...keep sharing.
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

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    :rotfl:rotflBut how do you know who is Vijayakanth n all this????????
    I think you have a good tamil friend...
    :rotfl
     
  4. latamurali

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    Dearmost Arun.......

    I really enjoyed it yaar............Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh .....its really Mindblowing

    Keep sharing yar........
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good ones Aruna...
    I liked the first one most..
     
  6. Sumeru

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    Sure, these are great !

    Films come up with anything to keep public occupied I suppose !
     
  7. dipti255503

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    Dear Aruna, very good. keep it up.Big Laugh
     
  8. sugarnspice

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    Good ones!Big Laugh
     

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