<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English 1)U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate <B> 2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze will say HUTCH </B> <B> <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","3\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;color:blue\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"\u003e) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College *\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:blue\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:black\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e4\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"maroon\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;color:maroon\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold\"\u003e) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:blue\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:black\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e5) A \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"fuchsia\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:fuchsia\"\u003emechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:blue\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:black\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e6\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:black\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"#ff8100\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;color:rgb(255,129,0)\"\u003e) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:blue\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"purple\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;colorurple\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.***\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:10pt;color:black\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/b\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"black\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT>3</B>) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College <B> 4</B>) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop <B> 5) A </B>mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software <B> 6</B>) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup <B>7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.</B>
:rotfl:rotflBut how do you know who is Vijayakanth n all this???????? I think you have a good tamil friend...:rotfl
Dearmost Arun....... I really enjoyed it yaar............Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh .....its really Mindblowing Keep sharing yar........