Ultimate one..........Must Read..........haha

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  1. Arunarc

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    Question:
    You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
    You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



















    Answer:

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    If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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    Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

    "TIP TIP barsa Pani.

    Pani ne aag lagayee."

    us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.

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    If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down








    Start praising one cigarette,
    The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"



    Searching for me....????


    I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Really Iam looking for both of you.
    Ultimate one though, Aruna
     
  3. vivbass

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    Big Laughbonk:bowdown
     
  4. gsaikripa

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    enjoyed it.............
     
  5. Meenaneelakantan

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    I want to kick u now......How can i do that???:confused2:
     
  6. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Oye you couldn't understand so u want to kick...............
    my dear actually if u read some things in hindi it is good................


     
  7. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello aruna

    and to think there are so many ways
    to smoke
    without fire.
    the world is thinking
    of quitting smoke
    (i dont believe it..!)
    and you give us ideas...!!
    good one esp the last

    sathya
     
  8. Moonbeams

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    Thanks for the tips...on how do v light cigg....Super great ideas...Should nominate u for awards......hope the other person won't mind....
     
  9. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Moonbeams
    Thanks for nominating meBow.................will not tell the other person about it will take the award for myselfBig LaughBig Laughif i win..............


     
  10. poonamjoshi9266

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    enjoyed a lot.

    keep posting aruna.
     

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