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Question:
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



















Answer:
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.
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Start praising one cigarette,
The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"



Searching for me....????


I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!

 

Oye you couldn't understand so u want to kick...............
my dear actually if u read some things in hindi it is good................

 

Hi Moonbeams
Thanks for nominating meBow.................will not tell the other person about it will take the award for myselfBig LaughBig Laughif i win..............