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    :hello: Two Minutes Noodles :hello:

    Two Minutes Management noodles.

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
    The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
    All of a sudden, there a Vixen appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
    So - To be sitting idle doing nothing, one must sit very, very high up.

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
    So - ******** might get one to the top, but it won't keep him or her there.
    A little bird was flying south for the winter.
    It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to delight realizing the warmth.
    The dung was actually thawing it out!
    It lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing rejoicing the moment.
    A passing cat, heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it.
    So,
    1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    2. Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
    3. And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
     
    Jaysree and messedup like this.
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