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Twin-Twin Situation

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting man walks into
    Wal-Mart with his two kids in tow, screaming
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    He's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with
    holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing his
    cracked and filthy toenails.
    When he yells at the kids, he exposes his yellowed,
    crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
    to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they
    twins?"
    The ugly man stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell
    no, they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
    one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're
    twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
    someone had sex with you twice."

    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    HAHAHA. Good one

    Roopa.
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Oh My God!!!!That was an awesome joke!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow ......I could not stop gigling....keep sharing
     
  5. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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