Twelve rules of Spiritual Wisdom

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  1. Arunarc

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    TWELVE RULES OF SPIRITUAL WISDOM

    1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

    2. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

    3. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

    4. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.

    5. Laugh every day, it is like inner jogging.

    6. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e7. The most important things in your home are the people.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e8. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e9. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e10. It is all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.\u003c/span\u003e\n\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e11. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you\u0026#39;re seeking require courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.\n\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e*\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp style\u003d\"color:rgb(102,0,204)\"\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\u003e12. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.\n",1]);//--></SCRIPT>

    7. The most important things in your home are the people.

    8. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

    9. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

    10. It is all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

    11. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

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    Dear Aruna,

    Its good have such wonderful thoughts...... keep it up and keep on sharing such things...

    Sunita always............:welcome
     
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    Dear Aruna,

    Its good have such wonderful thoughts...... keep it up and keep on sharing such things...

    Sunita always............:welcome
     

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