Q: Why didn't the turkey want any lunch? A: He was already stuffed! Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! Q: What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner? A:Breakfast or lunch! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off. Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their AGE Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of fowl play Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? A: To keep his wigwam Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner? A: The tur-key
