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    Q: Why didn't the turkey want any lunch?
    A: He was already stuffed!

    Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
    A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

    Q: What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

    Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
    A: The outside!

    Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
    A:Breakfast or lunch!

    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
    A: It was the chicken's day off.

    Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    A: Their AGE

    Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
    A: Because they use such FOWL language

    Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
    A: The turkey trot

    Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
    A: They suspected it of fowl play

    Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
    A: To keep his wigwam

    Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him

    Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
    A: The tur-key

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