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Try to solve this..

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Saraswathipv, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    There was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.


    One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.


    Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.


    The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.


    He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room . The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
    The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.





    After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and
    died on the spot.



    Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.



    The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.




    The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room . He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived.


    The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.


    A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.


    The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room .
    He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

    This time he died instantly!!!!!!!

    The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

    Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.





    Still you couldn't, then see below...



    Think hard



    common yaar...




    Tired....




    wanna know the answer????




    Ok........ there is the Answer............




    During the first two times, the conductor was a BAD CONDUCTOR, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a GOOD CONDUCTOR, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!




    Ha Ha Ha ha!!!!!!!! Obviously you got to revise your science chapter on Electricity???




     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahaha,superb enjoyed.:queen
     
  3. Saraswathipv

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    lakshmi1945 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Saraswathi :hatsoff
    My hubby and I were very near the answer. We thought that there was a power cut on the first two occasions. A really good one for the lazy minds! Keep giving us such food for our thoughts.
    Lakshmi
     
  5. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    Good one Saraswathi............
     
  6. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Good one....
     
  7. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Hello,

    Lakshmi, Poonam and Veda...Thanx for stepping in..

    bye
     
  8. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Saraswathi,

    Good one..


    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
  9. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha good one Saraswathi
    You are sending us all back to school.
    Thanks for sharing really good one
     
  10. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    hi daffodil

    Thanx.............
     

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