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True story - practical joke!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 15, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi...I wanted share this joke with u..which was forwarded to me by my friend...

    This is a true story from an Amco Christmas party in
    Australia last year. At a Christmas party in Melbourne
    last year the staff decided to pull a practical joke
    on their boss who had a habit of playing serious
    practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the
    toilet, they went through his wallet and found his
    Tats Lotto Ticket.

    Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the
    waitress to set up a little prank. She came back half
    an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the
    night's Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out
    loud before setting the numbers on the table.

    The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled
    out his from his wallet and compared them. He became
    really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and
    sat down again, and checked the numbers, very
    carefully.

    Then, he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and
    shouted out to the whole room,"I just want to let you
    all know something. I've been having an affair with my
    secretary for months. I don't like any of you, and I
    have hated working for this company. You can all go to
    Hell, 'cause I've just won a ****-load of money, and
    I'm leaving."

    End of job. End of marriage. End of story.
     
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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  3. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    ha ha ha also end of practical jokes.Big Laugh:rotflBig Laugh
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha poor guy.
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    oh my god,poor fellow.
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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