If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms: 1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in Everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His Milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so No issues" 2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by Friends whose faces U cant remember. 3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing * *\n* * * * * * \n Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps) * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive * *\n* * * * * * \n Thecall. * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get\nan * * * * * * \n Outside line. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT> 4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps) 5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive Thecall. 6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an Outside line. 7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. 8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new Girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR. 9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, Drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. And then complain about the late Working hours. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," \n 10.) Ur important \'meetings\' usually comprise two or three people *\n* * * * \n Max, including yourself. * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind *\n* * * * \n You at the exam. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not *\n* * * * * \n Going. * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U. * * *\n* * * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT> 10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people Max, including yourself. 11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind You at the exam. 13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not Going. 14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U. <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends *\n* * * \n Who are also in IT. * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12 * * *\n* * * * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it . * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * *",1]);//--></SCRIPT> 15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends Who are also in IT. 16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12 17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it . <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb"," \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n 18.)And now u r smiling!!!! * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n Am sure u did steps 16 to 18. * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * * * * * *\n* * * * * * \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n\n",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT> 18.)And now u r smiling!!!! Am sure u did steps 16 to 18. </FONT>
Good One Prathi Hi Prathi, Good one, though I am not in the IT industry i can associate with it as my husband and some close friends are in IT. Had a good laugh, sounds true, this is what they do, fwding it to them now. Bye, leo.
