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TP Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by deepikab, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. deepikab

    deepikab New IL'ite

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    New]RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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    New]Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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    Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
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    New]pepsi
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    but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :)
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    Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
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    New]Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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    [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Socho...............
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    [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:-
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    (Leaver).
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    Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
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    New]Ans:- adidas
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    New]Q8. Luv and
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    are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
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    New]falls
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    New]into the well. Why ?
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    Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Now
    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Kush
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi
    karega!!!!
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    New]Want one more...
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    [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

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    Ans:- D'Cold
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