[FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]pepsi [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]India [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] ?? [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Socho............... [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:- [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Hindustan [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Lever (Leaver). [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]Ans:- adidas [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]Q8. Luv and [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] Kush [/FONT] [FONT=Courier New] are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]falls [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New]into the well. Why ? [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!! [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Now [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Kush [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] [FONT=Courier New]Want one more... [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT] [/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace]Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace][FONT=Default Monospace,Courier New,Courier,monospace] Ans:- D'Cold [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] ( [/FONT]chain ki saans [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]) [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][/FONT] [/FONT]
