Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

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    10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

    9. Today is our what?

    8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

    7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

    6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

    5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

    4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

    3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

    2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

    1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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