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Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
    2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
    3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
    4 "Amen"
    5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
    6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
    7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
    8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
    9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
    10

    "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    good one

    thanx 4 :cheers
     

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