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Too Much Into technology

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ksv, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. ksv

    ksv Senior IL'ite

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    Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...... ...... They decide to Play hide-n-seek

    .........Unfortunat ely Einstein is the one who has the Den......... ..He is supposed to

    count up to 100...and then start Searching... ...Everyone starts hiding except Newton ...... ...

    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.... .......

    Einstein's counting.....1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton

    Standing in front....... .Einstein says " Newton 's out. Newton 's.... out....."

    Newton denies and says I am not out........He claims that he is not Newton ......

    All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton ...

    Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me

    Newton per meter squared..... . since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal,

    Therefore Pascal is OUT......... ..!

    regards
    ksv
     
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  2. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey ksv

    good post!
    keep them coming


    cheers
    sreelatha
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Is Newton in disguise?
    Enjoyed it.
    Sriniketan
     
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    honey New IL'ite

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    hi thats very funny.
     
  5. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi Ksv,

    it's really good i am searching one metre squared of Padma----------:2thumbsup:

    bye
    padma
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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