Tips for Happy Holi

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  1. chandannasta

    chandannasta Silver IL'ite

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    Note: My english is not so good but I have covered the basic points which are essential. My apologies if it hurts anyone but in today's time you all need to be careful no matter whichever big shot you are. Mods please forgive me for my words but these are very essential for the females to know.

    These are the different types of balloons that you need take precaution from

    1. Balloons filled with piss and **** thrown mostly when ladies are standing in the train at the corridor or sitting near the window seats.
    2. Condom made balloons filled with sperms are thrown from all the sides wherever its possible.
    3. Balloons filled with Piss are thrown by college guys/man from reputed buildings too because they think no one can can catch them or doubt on them.
    4. Oil Paint water color balloons are made and thrown on kids and ladies.
    5. Red Mirchi powder balloons are thrown to teach some ladies/gals a lesson.
    6. Different types of chemicals which can make a person blind after an hour or so are made and thrown on some people.

    These are the different types of Eateries that you need take precaution from:
    1. Never drink bhang on the holi day ladies/gals because this makes other people/guys/man take advantage of you in whichever condition you are and your husband would think its just a friendly nature. You make be feeling embarrassed/ackward but you cant say anything since your husband is in a happy mood and you don't wanna ruin it. But inside your heart must be beating 10 thousand times when that man must be touching you here and there and having fun pretending it to be a holi fun and your husband is busy dancing in his own mood.

    2. Don't wear any transparent dresses which can reveal anything from inside after getting wet. Don't even keep your top buttons open which may reveal anything as this leads to a bad eye even from your own family members like bro in law or cousin or anyone. Saree ladies if possible wear full sleeve blouses and no deep neck cleavage 1s as this is holi. More then your husband other ladies husband's would enjoy. (Apne ghar ki murgi toh roz hi khate hain aaj bajuwale ki chak ke dekh lete hain)

    3. Don't eat anything from outside or given by anyone outside your house as it might be mixed with anything which might make u feel drowsy so that u can go to sleep or get fainted.

    4. Take care specially of your kids as they meant to eat anything given by anyone but please avoid it as if given by your neighbors also specially on that day.

    These are the different types of People that you need take precaution from:

    1. When playing Holi play it amongest yourself. Dont get mixed up with any unknown people whose face you cant get recognized after the colors are on them. During Holi outside hooligans come dressing in a smart way painting their faces black and start playing with everyone and you might think its someone family member or anything but that person/persons might not be any family member. They might have come to get you laid/rape you or even might have come to kidnap you or your kids for a heavy ransom.

    2. Don't let any of your family members other then your husband or your kids hold you from behind while applying colors as this is the only day where the other family members specially man take undue advantage of getting hold of someone for whom they have a eye on and they make every effort to be successful in this. If someone else does it like your uncle or your bro in law or whosoever slap him straight then and there and do not get afraid because you are the one who will loose your self respect and not others. A woman/gal has to take precaution of her own and no one else is going to come to save her.

    3. When getting wet do not dry your pallus/dupattas in the open ground as there might be someone taking your pic in the building premises.

    4. Try to stay close with your family only and try avoiding any oil paint colors. Also keep your kids along in front of your eyes and specially your daughters any age whatsoever.

    5. When you travel by car/train/bus keep the windows closed as you might not know whats going to hit you next which might spoil your eye sight/you may even loose your eyes. Don't think because you have got pehchaan and all so nothing is going to happen to you. Since its holi anything can happen and here no pehchaan comes out. Even the people who got pehchaan they try to take undue advantage of you or your family member on this day. So take precaution.

    I would request every female whether its old young/whatever. There is no age boundary. For Hooligans they are not concerned about your age or anything. They are just concerned about getting in bed & money that's all for them. As you people see that now day even cops don't do anything when a gal gets raped. So dont expect anything out of them because they might be busy with many things on their day to day basis. So its you who need to specially fight on this day for your self respect. Its a do or die case. Ya toh sahan karo ya toh dard do anjaam ki mat socho.
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Thanks for this information, some are really useful while other are really creepy and horrible. I have a doubt do such things really happen,,,especially the balloon ones that you have written.
     

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