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Tiny Tots writing to God...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. daffodil

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    A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.


    Here are some they handed in:

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    Dear God :

    I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.


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    Dear God:

    Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?


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    Dear God :

    Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.


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    Dear God:

    If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.


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    Dear God :

    I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.


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    Dear God:

    In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?


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    Dear God :

    Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?


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    Dear God:

    Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?


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    Dear God:

    Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?


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    Dear God:

    Who draws the lines around the countries?


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    Dear God :

    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?


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    Dear God:

    Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.


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    Dear God:

    Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.


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    Dear God:

    Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.


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    Dear God:

    I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.


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    Dear God:

    You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.


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    Dear God :

    I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.


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    Dear God:

    Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.


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    Dear God :

    My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?


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    Dear God:

    I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.


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    Dear God :

    We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.



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