A Nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in: ********** Dear God : I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. ********** Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have? ********** Dear God : Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother. ********** Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. ********** Dear God : I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them. ********** Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? ********** Dear God : Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? ********** Dear God: Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? ********** Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? ********** Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries? ********** Dear God : I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK? ********** Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good. ********** Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy. ********** Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. ********** Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. ********** Dear God: You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways. ********** Dear God : I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying. ********** Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best. ********** Dear God : My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? ********** Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible. ********** Dear God : We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea. ***********
