Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." =======================================Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock.. ====================================bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya? ====================================="Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru. "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. Which one to follow?... Great confusion.========================================Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.======================================Rules for board exam: har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.=======================================What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!=====================================Whats the height of hope???.... A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!! ========================================Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.========================================Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS ========================================U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET Thanks 2 media. =======================================A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness .... That day will be "APRIL 1st".========================================Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai.... ========================================A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam. Prof: Anything? Girl: Ya Prof: ?? Girl : Ya !! Prof: Then Go & study...!!=======================================There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your frd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....=======================================Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna
