Time Pass....

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  1. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
    examination?
    A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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    Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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    bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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    "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

    "We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

    Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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    Rules for board exam:
    har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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    What is the height of mixed emotions???
    when
    ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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    Whats
    the height
    of hope???....


    A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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    Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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    Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
    so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
    now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but

    they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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    U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels
    1.DISCOVERY
    2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

    Thanks 2 media.
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    A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
    .
    .
    .
    .
    That day will be "APRIL 1st".
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    Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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    A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
    Prof: Anything?
    Girl: Ya
    Prof: ??
    Girl : Ya !!
    Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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    There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

    YOU can kiss your frd is confidence.
    ONLY YOU can kiss
    ur frd is over confidence....
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    Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
    Coz Dev
    Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna
     
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  2. Manjureddy

    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    Hilarious time pass !
    :2thumbsup:

    Manjula
     
  3. vivbass

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    hi Gayathiri,
    really superb..............:2thumbsup: had a nice time pass..
     
  4. sofiya

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    Very funnny! :2thumbsup:

    Keep posting more timepaas stuff! :)
     
  5. sonia

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    very nice.I laughed so mich.keep them coming.:-D
     
  6. varudhini

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    Hi Gayathri

    Nice post. Couldn't stop laughing.

    Varudhini
     

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