In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?? Dr: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub... Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use da bucket bcoz its bigger... Dr: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"... . . . . . . . Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na..... please go to bed no. 40 Jaldi fwd karo Aur bhi bed khaali hai ! :rotfl