This particular joke won an award

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  1. balamotwani

    balamotwani Bronze IL'ite

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    This particular joke won an award
    for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:




    A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer
    and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
    turn.

    When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
    glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

    The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
    Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.

    When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
    the days when we drank together.


    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

    The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
    notice and fall silent.


    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
    I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
    condolences on your great loss. "

    The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
    he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .


    " The only thing is
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    I just quit drinking!!!
     
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good one...

    Veda
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice joke!
    Is this called quitting?
    Sriniketan
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    So its in vogue to drink for your brothers!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. aparajithaa

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    :rotfl
    dats a great joke
     
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