This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain

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  1. rashmianant

    rashmianant New IL'ite

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    A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."
    The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London .
    When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.
    The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.
    One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. "
    The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

    " The only thing is
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    I just quit drinking!!!
     
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  2. shameel

    shameel Silver IL'ite

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    Re: This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Brit

    Nice joke, Hahaahaha
     
  3. iswaryadevi

    iswaryadevi Platinum IL'ite

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    Re: This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Brit

    Superb!! I just bust out laughing :biglaugh:biglaugh:biglaugh<input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">
     
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    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    Re: This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Brit

    :rotfl:rotfl:biglaugh:biglaugh:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  5. vijianand

    vijianand Senior IL'ite

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    Re: This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Brit

    Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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