This is soooooooo funny

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  1. rosema

    rosema New IL'ite

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    This is so funny!
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    > You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
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    > You don't even have to like them!
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    > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
    > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
    > pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
    > company and requested a taxi.
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    > The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The
    > cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't
    > want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
    > bird. My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the
    > cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
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    > Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the
    > house would be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi
    > driver that I would be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say
    > goodbye to my mother."
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    > A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
    > said as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I
    > had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
    > to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in
    > a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her
    > fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
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    > The cab driver hit a parked car...
     
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  2. baljit

    baljit Senior IL'ite

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    great one...hehhhh
     
  3. jaisapmm

    jaisapmm Silver IL'ite

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    n...............i..........c.....e............... One

    Keep it up

    Regards
     

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