This is a collection of leave letters and applications

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    1. Infosys, Bangalore:
    An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

    2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
    "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

    3. Another gem from CDAC:
    Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

    6. An incident of a leave letter
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

    7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

    9. Covering note:
    "I am enclosed herewith..."

    10. Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

    11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

    12. Letter writing: -
    "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

    13. A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post

  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Read it b4,but itz worth to read it again. thanx for posting.:cool2:

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