Things you dont want to hear during surgery

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  1. Reenae

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    -Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
    - Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !
    - Oh no! I just lost my watch.
    - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
    - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
    - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
    - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
    - There go the lights again...
    - Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
    - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
    - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
    - What's this doing here?
    - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
    - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
    - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
    -You sure it wasn't this leg?
    - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
    - Are his relatives waiting outside?
    - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
    - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
    - What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
    - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
    - This scissor looks rusted.
    - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
    - Now from where did this spider come in from
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  2. Shanvy

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    hi reenae

    that was really scary..have been under the knife almost 5 times..now you are scaring me..babe......
     
  3. Reenae

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    Hi Shanvy,

    So sorry to hear you have had five ops! Don't worry about my writing - just a bit of fun.

    God bless
     

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