They Walk Among Us!!!

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  1. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
    fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
    to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
    there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
    that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be
    true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day
    someone stole it.
    Caution... They Walk Among Us!

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
    shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
    said..."where???"

    They Walk among us!!


    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
    which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
    waking him up every morning. She(the agent was a lady,wat a conincidence) asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
    sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
    stuff."

    They Walk Among Us!!


    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
    I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
    open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
    a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
    the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .

    They Walk Among Us!!!


    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
    she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
    convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
    moving".

    They Walk Among Us!!!!


    I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half
    pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not
    wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
    instead of the half-pounder.

    They walk among us!


    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car- it's designed to cut
    through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!


    My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!


    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
    rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's
    nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head
    is turned...

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!


    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
    the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
    showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
    professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your
    plane arrived yet?"...

    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!


    While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
    pizza. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
    like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
    responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
    to eat 6 pieces.

    Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!


    Hope You Enjoy!!
    Revathy.
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaha these people really walk among us
    Cool one
     
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    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    I think those people out there r genius....As they bring smile to our face n fill our heart with laughter.....
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh. Goodbonk
     
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