We had discussions on Markov chain and Chaos Theory at E & PG. In my next enterprising initiative, I present to you a thread to discuss the chaos and conundrums of relationships. How to communicate and coordinate in relationships? One would expect a relationship graph to bond across Y-axis as communication progresses along X-axis, but in reality what happens — does it steadily curve up? does it plateau ? does it plunge to naught? Do disclosure and candour jeopardise the gradient? When the relationship graph is erratic, should it be redrawn or adjusted? Let's work out the communication coefficient for a steady and upward relationship graph. Woody Allen in "Annie Hall" quoted: “It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that's how I feel about relationships. They're totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs.” This thread is to discuss those chickens we put up with and those eggs we long for. This is a generic thread to discuss all types of relationships so don't weigh down with only romantic ones. Can we optimise and fine-tune the equation depicting this Theory of Relational Chaos in our lives?