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Discussion in 'Married Life' started by galwidpassion, May 8, 2014.

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May 9, 2014 #101

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I think it is somekind of troll

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Troll or real, this guy has managed to become famous and ''talk of internet" in a very short time...:hatsoff to that

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I think this guy is a hoot......and thanks to the other poster for this link. I have never signed up for a matrimonial profile but we used to look up profiles and laugh at it but I must confess never found one like this. I have to read it out to my dear husband

So the expression on every picture of this guy is like he just farted and it smells VERY bad. But to be fair, he is a guy of many talents and interests.

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"I am a , fun-loving, cheerful, jovial, humorous, kind hearted, optimistic, down-to-earth and reserved person by nature who likes to enjoy life and every moment of it to the fullest with no regrets..

But how can a "down-to-earth" guy have such lofty expectations??? He is jovial and cheerful but he "promises" he be a "kill-joy to his wife all and makes HER have all the regrets even though he has none.
I am also a passionate, optimistic & dedicated towards commitment for love, affection and responsibility - and yet he wants his wifey to be his mommy AND daddy. I aspire to be a successful individual in both personal and professional life and most importantly lead a honest life. I am interested in travelling, music, social-service, stock-markets, financial planning, investing in wealth creation, participating in debates etc My hobbies are Petting,

Forgive my ignorance- but can ANYONE tell me what kind of hobby is "PETTING" The online dictionary says:
pet·ting

/ˈpɛtɪŋ/ Show Spelled[pet-ing] Show IPAnoun Informal. kissing, caressing, and other sexual activity between partners that does not involve sexual intercourse.

Now is that classified as a "HOBBY" these days in India???

surfing the Internet, tweaking with computers, playing Video games, enjoying using and meddling with tech-gadgets, watching movies, playing chess, carrom, football and cricket and watching them on television as well.. My personal strengths I can say is that I never lose hope ( and you will need a LOT of it to find your dream partner) and always encash (you like all words with CASH in them, don't you??? on the fact that nothing is impossible in life and where there is a will, there is a way !! - Yes dude- keep telling yourself that while you are waiting for this mythical creature or until they make a human-like money making BARBIE. ............

Telling this I can say I have a considerable amount of perseverance to achieve my goal !. I am not Mr.Perfect,- NO YOU ARE NOT.... but I strive for perfection in things, I expect the same from others as well since I like to be independent and assess and improve myself need be. I am a person who likes to invest money for the future in all possible avenues to ensure wealth is created - The BOY sure does love cash and "wealth creation-and also provide financial stability.I am currently working in the private sector, however I am looking out for openings in the Govt/PSU as I am interested to work in an organised sector.- Of course you do- So you don't have to work at all, get govt pension, wife's income AND BRIBES.

What I am Looking in my partner - Oh yes the FUN part......

I would like the girl to first understand that she is going to be committed in a relationship with a bonding for life with her partner. - Ignoring the sentence constructions- you poor mythical creature (future wife)- hide where you are because if you become visible, you are going to be in a life long commitments with this loser

The Character of the girl is of utmost importance to me and hence she should possess a very good character.- Nothing less will do for this "Prince of Toads".

I want a life partner who can love me, support me , be affectionate- sounds reasonable so far........... , be caring to me just like a mother and father at all stages throughout my life - WHAT ????////////

. I want my partner to be from a well educated, dignified, cultured, traditional and well settled family with a good background , living in and having own house and possess good moral values, character, culture and conduct- BOY!!! did you miss any adjectives???. .......

The girl must be willing to sacrifice any of her wishes for the sake of her partner if in case her partner is not convinced and must adhere to and follow her partner's statements and instructions without cross-questioning...Prince of Toads speaks......who am I to contradict??? except ....:rotfl

I am looking for a girl who is Jovial- (she has to see the humor), Friendly, Humorous, Generous, Confident(but SUBMISSIVE) , Honest, Humble, Loyal, Straight-forward, Charming, Submissive, Respects Elders and their Views, Loving, Understanding, Caring, Calm, Not Egoistic, Not Selfish, Not Kid dish ( Is this some DISH made of KIDS...........I mean what is a KID DISH???), Not Dominating, Not a Foodie The girl cannot enjoy food???? WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!,

Not Lazy, Affectionate , Responsible, Lovable, Fair and beautiful What if she is FAIR but not beautiful or dark AND beautiful AND possess all the above qualities that you get tired of checking off that LONG list

broad-minded, trying her best to stay simple and who does not Nag and not to forget has cooking skills to prepare tasty delicacies and serve them daily to her partner.- YES laced with some poison.

I am liberal minded and not orthodox , however, I prefer the girl to follow and involve herself in religious customs and traditional practices of my family. I do not believe in fanactism and I expect the same from my partner. - Dude with all your other requirements, you pretty much covered that she is not a "fanatic". Did you forget that she is "confident" yet submissive????

My life partner should be intelligent and mature - IF she is "intelligent" and mature why in the world will she marry YOU. She should run the opposite direction as fast as she could...........and should be able to handle all situations in life calmly and patiently. She should not be kid dish - Now again what kind of cuisine is this???and short tempered. She should lead life in a planned and discipined manner. Although, i am not a fan of a girl's beauty, She should ensure to keep herself Fit- - Easy since she should not be FOODIE, Healthy and look Beautiful and Pretty at any time of the day- and her breath should be fresh as mint first thing she gets up, her poop should smell of roses and pee should be fresh as spring water that YOU drink every morning, should be happy and smiling and ensure the same happiness and smile is there with her other partner and at the same time ensure to keep a positive frame of mind, instigate Confidence in herself and her partner in times of problems So the "Prince of Toads need someone who is mommy AND papa at the same time to boost his confidence and be a Responsible individual knowing the practicalities of driving life and have or gain knowledge in financial planning, asset management and social security (In India there is Social Security???) and status and have a calm and thoughtful approach in assessing and analyzing matters of any kind in any scenario and any situation and be precise and thoughtful before coming to any firm decision.

I am not in consent with ( POOR you- not in CONSENT with???)the girl haviing thoughts and headweight (WHAT IN THE WORLD IS "HEADWEIGHT" ????????/??? in her mind that the whole world will fall at her feet and treat her like a princess just because she is earning so and so much money and educated so and so.. I am totally against these kind of girls.. GOOD FOR YOU !!!!!For me, Education is only a medium through which one comes to gain knowledge - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THEN? and the money is something that is only needed to ensure that your (you mean YOUR as in YOU Prince of TOADS)basic amenities like food, clothing, shelter, health needs are met and also the future needs of these aspects are taken care of.. A True Relationship only survives with Love and Affection, not money or education earned...Sure looks like you know all about TRUE RELATIONSHIP.

I am not in consent with ( POOR you- not in CONSENT with) the girl wearing excessive skin show and bodily curves revealing dresses at workplace and at public places, to avoid the girl from being seen in the wrong sense by perverts..i am only telling this to avoid any untoward incident or embarrassment.Hence, I expect the girl to adhere to the same.. laugh1smiley
The Girl must ensure to keep her hair pleated and tied and not let them loose just like witches and demons do..:rotfl what is a pesky hair comes of out the pleat??? You Indian Taliban???

She should not have any loans of any kind payable to any financial institution towards her or her family members , relatives and friends.- Does that mean she should have no commitment to any banks AND also to her family???

She should be able to strike a balance between Personal Life and Work.

She should not have any health problems and should be mentally stable and physically fit. - WHAT if she has any problem AFTER marriage??? Does that spell DOOM for her???

She must know to prepare and cook food and serve them to her partner and must ensure the household is taken care of..PRINCE OF TOADS- WHATS will YOU bring to the marital table??? WHAT is in it for HER????

The Girl must be willing to sacrifice her job and other desires in case her partner wants to. Only Girls who are mentally and emotionally strong and committed for sacrifices to ensure family and relationship are more important are welcome to send proposals.- Most "girls" today like their men to be stronger mentally and emotionally and willing to sacrifice for his family. This PRICE of TOADS is also PRINCE of SISSY as he expects his wife to take care of him like his mother AND father and give him confidence and be mentally and emotionally strong so he can just cruise through life leaning on her. WHAT A LOSER!!!

Girl must be working in Govt/PSU as a permanent employee and not contractual OR must be from a Rich/Affluent family working in MNC- Remind me again why would a girl with all these qualities and qualifications, affluence and presence of mind want to touch you with a barge pole let alone even consider marrying you????. The girl must be working as a Finance professional or Human resource executive or Engineer or Doctor or Govt College lecturer/professor or chartered accountant or Company Secretary. The Office timings where the girl is working in the designated role must between Morning to Evening 6 PM since she has to take care of her other duties at home.. The Girl must be willing to voluntarily handover her salary to her partner to contribute to upliftment of the family wherein she and her partner are members of.... . :rotfl

Strictly, The girl must be the only child to her parents and must be from a well settled family.- LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Family into the profession of business kindly excuse i am not interested to accept your proposal. LOL LOL LOL

From the above one might feel that i have imposed some conditions on how my partner should be.. But, let me also make it clear that i am only imposing these conditions to ensure that family life is given importance with certain traditional practices, Moral values and discipline followed.

Last but not the least, the girl can be assured that she will be treated like a daughter by her in-laws rather than a daughter-in-law and must take care of me like the way my mother takes care of me and

Alliances only invited from Decent, Cultured, Traditional families wherein either of the parent of the girl is a serving or retired Central PSU Executive or a Group A or B officer under Govt or Govt college Professor or a Corporate Professional in an MNC.

P.S - I would also like to bring it to the notice of the parents of the girl that any information concealed from me about your daughter or your family is not only going to affect my life but also your girl's/daughter's life. So better be dignified and honest to your conscious and kindly speak out the truth.

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May 10, 2014 #104

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sdiva20 said: ↑

So the expression on every picture of this guy is like he just farted and it smells VERY bad. But to be fair, he is a guy of many talents and interests.
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:biglaugh:crazylaugh1smileyLOL LMAO LMFAO

AlekhyaNandu, May 10, 2014

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omg.. firstly i felt sleepy after reading the first para.. secondly this guy will forever be single.. classic example of a male chauvinist

hmishra, May 10, 2014

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hahahah.....This is kaliyuga. All i can hear in his description.......I want......I want.....I want more....what can i get....how much do i get....i...i....me...me...! Nowhere is giving and sharing attitude.PLEASE TEACH THE YOUNG COMING GENERATION THAT GIVING/SHARING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WANTING/TAKING.
As long as male/female thinks that his/her happiness lies with the other partner, suffering is inevitable.

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No wonder the guy is nearly 30 and has not found any one yet.

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I was also curious about his profile but I couldn't find it. Has it been deleted perhaps.

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now thaths great!! the guy has successfully achieved 11 pages in IL !!! clap:clap

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what an idiot..he will never get married.
I shall forward this to few matrimony guys who came across me for fun

ivlakshmi, May 12, 2014

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