The Washcloth.....

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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    You will just love this....Harhar


    This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

    this is a real incident. and no its not me so ignore the I's and me's

    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

    I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.

    The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

    I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

    I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    She rep lied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

    NEVER going back to that doctor ever!
     
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    Come on Dear Ilites just step in, n You will have a gala time laughing all day....
     
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    Hi Moonbeams,

    That was simply hilarious... Could'nt stop Big Laugh

    Thanks for sharing buds
     
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    :eek:mg::rotfl... is this really true one... I couldn't stop smile on my face still and I felt like as if it has happened to us ... Suni ... :)
     
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    Absolutely hilarious Big Laugh!

    I can't stop laughing moon beams !

    Good one !

    Cheers
    Krithika
     
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    hi,
    hilarious!!:rotfl
    I read this one at work! and i couldnot control my self..
    I think we should have categories of jokes - not for office reading, for office reading, for home reading... etc.
    Regards,
    Sharada
     

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