# Sign on a railway station at Patna : Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free. # Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! # Sign on a bulletin board: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives. # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : we need your heads to run our business. # A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be..... #THE BEST ONE : Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." - Indian Armed Forces
