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The Obedient Wife,

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Verusha, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. Verusha

    Verusha New IL'ite

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    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
    money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
    died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
    and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
    afterlife with me."
    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
    died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he
    died.
    He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black,
    and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the
    ceremony,
    just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
    said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with
    the box and put it in the casket.
    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

    So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
    that money in there with your husband?"
    The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my
    word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
    with him."
    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
    "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
    account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
    :goodidea: :2thumbsup:
     
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  2. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    A good one.:-D

    madhu
     
  3. Gem

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    :yes: That was fantastic! Glad the wife had the brains for doing the smart thing yet keeping her conscience clear. Who can accuse her of breaking her promise? Any miser husband like that - a self-centred man, who had no thoughts of how his poor widow was going to survive - deserved it. Good tale. Food for thought.
     
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    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Good story, indeed. Wife is not only obedient but also intelligent.

    sriniketan
     
  5. corallux

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    Wonderful

    I would call the lady Beauty with brains

    Cheers,

    corallux
     
  6. Priya Amarnath

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    That was a nice posting, enjoyed it well. The wife is very clever.

    Regards
    Priya
     
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    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    Gooooooooooooooooooooooood1. Clever lady she is.
     
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    hahaha very smart lady............:cheers
     
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